download the movie My new Netflix special “Have It All” is out now ? #comedy #comedian #netflix #shorts for free online in high quality
download the movie My new Netflix special “Have It All” is out now ? #comedy #comedian #netflix #shorts for free online in high quality
No, its cause my mother has an ability to identify a persons true intentions within 9 seconds of meeting them, she can tell with in moments whether that person is good or bad, all of that crazy intuition bullshit
I could just go bad shit crazy because of the hell that is my family but hey, all I got was anger management issues. Any partner I have is LUCKY I stay sane.
“Turns out I could be a lot crazier if I wanted”!
Good reminder, Taylor!
People don’t know how lucky they are that I’m only this crazy!
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She’s such a riot! My life explained!! ?
Well, every time a girls taken me to meet her parents, I end up getting along great with them ? Come to think of it, even with my friends the parents always like me a lot ?
Netflix sucks. Boycott it.
I love her so much ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Taylor ?????
"I could be a lot crazier, if I wanted"
So excitedddddd
Ooomyyygoddddd I just absolutely lovee thisss ladyyy like for realll ???? !!
I freaking love love her jacket❤
My wife met one of my aunts a few years after we were married, and apologized for not believing my stories about her. And told her father that I WASN'T being too hard on her when I told those stories. However, I doubt he ever really believed us, since he only met her for a few minutes at our wedding.
Seeing her live doing this special was amazing can't wait for the next tour
I feel seen.
Just finished it and the crowd work section was pure gold?
Babe how did you ever…?
Who said i did? ??
OK, but what if, & hear me out, what if you don't have a dysfunctional family, & do have likable & supportive parents?
Guys, Taylor’s new Netflix special is #1 on Netflix right now! Congratulations Taylor WOOOOO?
I brought my boyfriend to a family function so he could meet everyone at that same time. I figured that would be the best way to find out if he really loved me. If he knew all the crazy he was getting himself into and actually stayed with me, then it was true love. We've been together 25 years, so I guess he's stronger than I thought!
Already watched it
Nah but when you’re constantly fighting your nature and your nurture… it’s not bad to want a little acknowledgement, as a treat
That is so accurate
I wonder if her partner likes sunrises………..
or sunsets????
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Not me just focusing on her fit where can I buy those shoes and that jacket please Taylor?
Where’s this jacket from?
Such a pussy move. "I am not responsible for my actions because I AM A VICTIM, so let me do whatever I want without consequences
I actually choked I laughed so hard
she never lets down even if she adds stuff or talks about things shes already touched on. Still gold.
I woulda answered her unusual or weird way to cure insomnia – to pretend you have a terminal illness and join a support group for it.
Then hug a stranger and cry.
It worked in fight club ?
Or just blow up everything you own and start a fight club???
Ok FAIR……. BUT………. I literally married my wife because 1) she's the nicest person in the world to others and 2) her family is amazing.
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Turns out I could be alot crazier if I wanted. Seems very manipulative ?
Taylor Tomlinson never disappoints. Fantastic special ?? Watching it again now.
Just saw it. Epic Taylor. Keep being awesome.
I was looking at her all the time
So true I hate meeting the parents
I just watched the whole special. It's awesome!!
I periodically told my now wife stories of warning throughout the week leading up to the meeting. She kept waving me off as exaggerating. As we were getting in the car to leave she grabbed my arm and said "You lied about your parents…" Me thinking about the shouting match that just happened confused ?. "They are so much worse." ?I love that woman. ??